BREAKING NEWS: The cricketer (who has been banned for a year for suspected match fixing) is marrying a tenis ace (who has never won a big tourny) in Dubai...
BREAKING NEWS: The cricketer (with all acolades as above), has been charged by a fat girl that he is already married to her (so what?)
BREAKING NEWS: The cricketer refuses that he married her... err.. he accepts he married her because he was just 20 then (the eyes were not matured enought to see the fatness) ... OMG.. he also just remembered that he did not even meet her and instead was shown just a photo and that too of another girl
BREAKING NEWS: The girl who claimed that she married the cricketer submitted cloths with semen mark of the cricketer (straight from her first night!!).. Cricketer divorces the girl (oh so they got married on phone and spent the first night on phone... see what tenchnlology can do for you - heights of distant relationships!!)
Ofcourse after this there was no more breaking new on this topic (accept for one corner news that the cricketer finally got married to the tenis ace(?)) and the matter is now shifted to page 3.
BREAKING NEWS : 70 odd CRPF men got killed in an ambush with Naxals..
BREAKING NEWS: Sachin scored 89 against RR
BREAKING NEWS: Modi raises questions on anonymous investor
BREAKING NEWS: The anonymous investor is close to Foreign MoS
BREAKING NEWS: The anonymous investor is a beautiful leady and a beautician herself
BREAKING NEWS: What is the exact relationship between the lady and the MoS??
Phew!!! CAN YOU TELL THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS ABOVE?? IT'S DIFFICULT TO TRACE THEM IN THE MIDST OF CACOPHONY OF NONSENSE NEWS..
